Advise me. NOT.

This weekend my boyfriends daddy gave me relationship advice for like a solid hour...atleast. And today i was thinking about all of it and you know picking out the parts i like and laughing at the ridiculous parts and then i tried to remember how i had for his advice...oh guess what. I DIDNT! i may not be the greatest at thsis whole love thing but really? so why do people offer advice especially if you dont really ask for it? i mean sometimes its a good thing to hear different sides and opinions, but all in all, most decisions are personal decisions so why do they even bother? Do you think there are people out there that think their calling in life is to give advice? because i do believe that everyone has a calling in life...but really, giving advice? what if they someone thinks that their calling and really its not but they continue to give shitty advice. bahaha that kinda makes me chuckle because i would HATE to be a part of that persons life.

so i was trying to think of random questions today and i couldnt..so i asked the boy for some inspiration and he said: "the cow jumped over the moon". like really...a nursery rhyme is not inspiration...



unless you're me.
so what if a cow really jumped over the moon (ofcourse with a few scientific enhancements and maybe a very very springy trampoline?)....would that mean that scientists would have to make all nursery rhyme images real or that authors would have to write brand new nursery rhymes? would baby mobiles begin to get like scientific?? ooo would that make babies smarter? eh i doubt it.

and no boyfriend. green tea is not an inpiration.